I,__________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:
Diet Coke
Chocolate
Pasta
French Fries
Chocolate
Chicken Fried Steak
Mexican Food
Diet Coke
Chocolate
Cream Gravy
Chocolate
Pizza
Ice cream
Chocolate
Chocolate
Chocolate
It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, let the 'fat lady sing,' and call it a day!
Really, do you want to keep going if there is no chocolate to look forward to?
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3 comments:
That just made my night!!!!
that was funny, yet almost too true! Thanks for the laugh.
ahahah... This was just great... I'll have to make myself a similar one!
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